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Rubedo. I believe I found the perfect girlfriend for you. Here, another one of the rare dwarf race. Think of the possibilities, if the two of you mate, your children might have purple hair.

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I think you enjoy comparing people to dwarfs too much for it to be a healthy habit.

What, no shouting now? Did your voice finally wear out?

My brother is really a dwarf. You would understand once you met him.

That's still not a very nice thing to say about kin.

That is not what I— Refrain from shouting or I'll be forced to take measures.

It's only the truth. And I don't see him as 'kin'. More like something that happens to share the same father.

He must be a particularly atrocious dwarf for you to think that way.

You— Stop shouting you moron— ...that is so typically male. You make the rest of your species look bad. Are you proud?

Atrocious. Let me add that to the list of words to describe him.

And I have no regrets. They rest of the male population can work to represent themselves more "admirably" for you if they want.

Sounds like a lovely list.

I JUST TOLD YOU TO... Never mind. There must be a way to turn off the sound on this crap terminal. ...

If you want, I can compose a list for you, too. It will be just as lovely.

We've only just met, and you've put so much thought into me? You're too kind.

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I'm not even going to bother. Do as you wish. I'll be finding the mute button on this soon.

It doesn't take much to see that words such as "moronic", "idiotic", "brainless", "retarded", "imbecile", "inane", "loutish", "simple", "vacuous", "dense", "absurd" and stupid are more than accurate to describe you.

That's a shame. The conversation was going so well too.

If we exclude the repetition, that's a disappointingly short list. I'm hurt.

I'll work on a more elaborate one if it wounds you that much. I wouldn't want to disappoint your expectations.

Oh, that'd be wonderful. I'll even start one for you.

A fair trade? Maybe you are more respectable than I thought. I do hope your list can match the brilliance of mine.

Then I'll be sure to construct a grand list for you, Citrine. Wouldn't want to disappoint.

You had better not disappoint me. I have high expectations.

You really were created for the purpose of trying to kill me, weren't you?

Obviously.

Do you want to meet the other dwarf? I think she is even a little taller than you, though.

Obviously.

I'm not a dwarf! ...and we'll continue this later, because I'm too tired to argue with now.

Giving already? That's so like you, Rubedo. But I'm almost disappointed.

I swear, when I wake up...

What, you're sleeptyping now?

What, you didn't know it was one of my abilities?

You hide so much from me, Rubedo. I'm wounded. What comes next? You tell me you're actually a female URTV?

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looking completely nice and innocent there

Pssshhhh

she <3s him okay. in her own way.

Sibling <3~

She's going to press a pillow to his face

It's a sign of love and devotion. >_> He's a little snarky now due to lack of proper sleep.

she has a little more respect for him right now. snark is like the magical ingredient.